Sold out to the fast-food megacorp.

Bought out by fedex

Secretly in league with Long John Silvers.

Became partners with Amazon.

Ninija'd by Mr.Buster
Ninja'd count: 48
Is the fastest delivery service in the west (circa 1859)

Will help me write "Captain Contempt."

Is absolutely correct (seriously that is a great idea)

Is intrigued by my idea of a complete prick travelling to alternate universes to do whatever the hell he wants with no regrard for the status quo or the overall rules of that universe unless he feels he'd directly and immediately benefit from them.

Should know that that is still a hilarious idea.

Fears dress wearing Llamas.