Proclaims his signature to be a sausage fest

Will help me in the fight to OUTLAW April Jerks day!!!!!!

Cold Godzilla

Snickerdoodle.

thinks people a cookies

Is a pie.

Is happy for me.

Is crying.

Is incorrect

Is correct.

Loves King of the Hill.

Loves Batman

loves dinosaurs

Loves people with Taco Head Syndrome.

Loves pizza,

Loves puzzles.

Loves adorable anime girls.

Loves them as well.

Also loves adorable anime girls and a cute Professor Layton character.

NINJA'd by an Enemy of the late great Taco Nation! :lol

Should explain how the always on time great Kyoko Sakura is an enemy of Taco Nation.

Will help me get April Fools Day BANNED by the government.

Is Jelly that his good friend has Homura in his sig.

Will not achive that goal.

Will.

Does not mate for life, he mates for death. Which is why he's the greatest lover in the world. Which makes no sense.

Unless you've been f***** by a hedgehog.

Does not have a cute anime girl anywhere.

Is my......acquaintance?
Edit: *twitch*

Twitched

Twitches.

Is green.
*Face desk*

His favorite film is The Human Centipede.

That's a lie!

Favorite film is Toy Story 16.
Edit: This thread hates me...

Did not perform a dark ritual to summon a jar of Vegemite.

This thread hates him.

Lives on an island that isn't Isla Sorna.

Smashed a guy's face in with a shovel.


Made of BEES!

Lives nowhere.
Edit: Kill.....me....

Their post number in this thread has five digits.

Knew about Mami's demise long before he made the contract with her.

NINJA'd by a Decepticon that speaks only in high-pitched "EEEEE!"'s.