Lost his shins in the war.

Used to have knees, until an arrow was taken to them

Just made a joke that hasn't been used since 2013

Should know that arrow-to-the-knee jokes never go out of style.

Should know that one day no one will know what the hell skyrim is let alone get a reference to it

Should know that's a long way off yet.

Should know that what seems like a long time now will seem like it was only yesterday then.

Will be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

Has Sayaka Miki, Dark Magician Girl, Nanoha, and Sailor Mercury in their sig. (Don't know who rest of them are. Sorry!)

Everyone: We need to win over all the other girls in the dorm if we want to keep her!