is a contract enthusiast

Is a burrito enthusiast.

Is an alien fan.

Is a Mega Fan.

A cherry flavored cat.

Is Home and will Connect.

Has a catgirl in hi's basement.

Has a Thai chicken in his closet.

Wants to eat said chicken.

Does Colombian things in Colombia.

Does nothing in Nowhereville.

Will terrify soccer moms until he's 29 before having a life changing experience that turns him into a white-bread suburbanite that loves smiling and bake sales and charity auctions and Bing Crosby records and making grannies at the old folks' home feel happy with wholesome puppet shows.

Can see the future.

can see the past

Can see the present.

Eats lightning and craps thunder.

Eats shiny stickers and craps less shiny stickers.

Use Incubators cannot eat nor produce waste.

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His highschool Senior photo.

I'm not even in high school yet.

Has rendered his fascination with 14 year old girls less creepy.

Has rendered his fascination with 18 year old janitors much creepier.

is young

Has a fascination with empty soda cans.

Is old-ish.

Is not my senpai.

Should know I'm 19.

NINJA'd by XWin5t-wait, that was also accurate in some degree.

Is not too old.

Is our junior.

Is my senior.

Is very young.

Is around a quarter of a century old.

Is about that age also.

Is near a century old (maybe).

Is in his mid twenties.

Thinks you can kill German Vegas.

Poor Stupid Fool...

Thinks he will have a daughter. It's a boy!

Will have a child.

Might...

6, hopefully.