So I got a new torture method that I want to try out but I need a volunteer. Any willing victims?

Oh found a volunteer.

Sorry not sorry, but I'm not willing to have licorice shoved down my throat!

(runs away)

Who said down your throat?

Oh no...

I've eaten uhh 21 of them.

Whoa there! I'm, uh, not into that kind of stuff.

Here is a lovely thought I had a long time ago. My blood type is O Negative which means anyone can receive my blood type. But I would love it if the one you gets my blood is someone who hates me and can't stand being around me.

Why you may ask? For I can tell them this simple thing.

No matter where you go, No matter how far you run or where you hide,

You can't escape me, for i will always be inside you, flowing through your veins.

Through your heart and to your brain, you will always be stuck with me.

happy holidays everybody, from spearichu

I think your posts are funny at times, but i dont think your allowed to post perverse or sexually implicit/ explicit posts like you have been recently. You know, cause we may have minors viewing the boards too, as guests. Like i did, for like 10 years.

Nothing against you. I think your dark humor is great. Just a note to be mindful.

Now it's time to put up the tree made from mutilated corpses. Now can someone fetch the car battery so I can get the traditional Christmas tree heart beating.

Yeah while I didn't meant it to be perverse I can see it like that. But what I meant was like shoving them into his eyes, cramming them so far up the nose that they lodge with his brain.

Lol, yeah. I meant that it could be taken like that based on the phrasing being open-ended. I didn't mean to imply anything. Sorry, if it was seen that way.

Keep on being you, Spearichu.