Dear Princess Celestia,

After rewatching "May the Best Pet Win," I realized that weapons such as bullets and tanks exist in Equestria. I now question how a pony can use a gun when they don't have fingers to pull a trigger.

Sincerely,

KRX.

P.S. Why isn't every post in this thread in the form of a letter to you, Princess?

Dear Princess Celestia:

... I have no fucking idea.

Your faithful subject
Guncannon109

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm going to start writing to Princesses Cadance and Luna from now on. Poor mares must not receive any mail.

Randomly,

KRX.

Dear Princess Celestia.

Screw you.

Dear Princess Luna,

What's up? Your sister may be the cause of a murder of a certain hedgehog by a beast of the Matrix. I think you can prevent it.

Kindly,

KRX.

Why do you dislike Celestia?

I don't, my internet and cable were out for an hour and i was bored.

Oh, alright.

Dear Princess Celestia,
Thank you for running an entire country as well as the day and night with no help or appreciation.
You're literally the only one worthy of your title, while Luna and Cadance are just Figureheads.

Love,
Matrixbeast.

Well, she runs a police state, organizes special task forces to destroy anyone that can't fit within her twisted ideals, possibly mentally conditioned Twilight through horrific exercises and is a sexual deviant. That and she forces various disasters onto her subjects to test their worth while keeping everything tied around her hoof as a dark Chessmaster.

At which point?