Confused.

Relieved

Doesn't confuse the Haruhis.

Appears to like fire.

Is a fighting fire lion.

Guitar hero.

Once woke up hungover in a Cheyenne Sears bathroom, handcuffed to a walrus while a woman dressed as a sexy Mazinger Z poured butterscotch over him to the tune of "Pirates" by Bullets and Octane.

Serves him right for calling that Polish-accented Vietnamese rhinoceros in a suit a turkey pot pie.

catches cards

Wrangles up rattlesnakes.

Wrangles up albatrosses