Is called yellow ranger but wears green

Calls himself a Kamen Rider but is actually a Sentai hero.

Calls himself a Sentai member, is actually a Gundam pilot.

Calls himself a Sentai robo, but is actually a Pokemon trainer.

Calls himself...actually is what he claims

Had his plan backfire spectacularly.

Might name his daughter "Sayaka."

Should know I'd never do such a tacky thing.

Unless I wound up siring a child with a lady of Japanese heritage.

Wil leave Kentuckey, but not the the area of the states surrounding it.

ninja dragon-girl thing.