Is the mayor of Emptyville.

Lives in a town that doesn't deserve such a cool name.

NINJA'd by a guy who lives in a town that makes me think of salsa.

It's safe! In fact, really safe....too safe.

Has a boring town name.

Lives in a town named after an alien world.

Xenia... XEEEEEEnia.... XenIIIIA....

Lives in a place that sounds like it belongs in a damn Science Fiction B-Movie.
Ninja'd by a Pinecone with a gravity defying hat.

Is a Sailor scout.

Should know its Sailor Senshi!

Liked a mermaid show.

Liked a show.

May not have liked a show.

I did, just not a lot.

Is currently evil, but will one day become a straight inversion of everything they currently stand for.

Aside from Toku. That'll stay untouched.

Is currently good/neutral, but will become the new George Lucas within a decades time.

Is currently in possession of an Elysian box.

Is currently in possession of a Diabolical Box.

Is in possession of a Demonic Box.
Ninja'd.

Is a demonic cat-like monster.

Is a spike.

Snuggles with kittens and puppies in a super cute manner that all the ladies squee over.

Snuggles with a pillow.

Isn't a teenager yet.

Isn't a senior yet.

Should clarify the use of the term "senior."

Senior citizen.

Is correct.

Also, he turned into a jet, bombed the Russians, flew into the sun and died.

LIKE A BOSS!

Is old

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This girl gives him diabetes.

Is correct, despite the fact that she hardly does anything.

Likes useless women.

Likes slimy cherry-flavored douchbags that know how evil and sickening they are and just relish in how much they make their audience sick at their mere being.

Should blame the gentleman protagonist for leaving her behind a lot.

Magic, magic everywhere.

Just has too magic to hold in.

Just has too much estrogen to hold in.

To many griefseeds in one body.

Sig is Orange and Blue.

His sig has too many colors.






Fixed.

Defensive against accusations of estrogen. :lol

Is talking about estrogen for some reason.