Will probably watch Kamen Rider Ghost.

Will cosplay as Kamen Rider Ghost.

Will pen a 17-page examination of Ghost in which he will break down the theme and metaphysical undertones of the story and setting, which will later published in a literary journal subscribed to by only 26 notable critics and writers, and a man by the name of Quincy Gabelforth of Cheswick, Maine, who is of no real consequence but has a spectacular collection of miniature glass cows.

Owns a collection of glass sheep

Should know they're goats, because Chinese Zodiac.

Knows that there is apparently a distinction between goats and sheep in the Chinese Zodiac.

Should know I just find it less frustrating to be associated with a goat than it is a sheep despite the inconsistency depending on the source.

But I'd still rather be a dog.

Is jealous of me for having that privilege.

Both have their zodiacs wrong. Should both know that Chinese Zodiac has Sheep instead of Goats. Should know that Goat is the Greco/Roman Zodiac, known as Capricorn.

Fire Tiger.