Traded his helicarrier for a base full of HYDRA operatives.

Wakes up every morning happy that he no longer lives in Kentuckey.

Yearns to escape Minnesota.

Should know that only ever really happens in the winter but that's kind of because Minnesota becomes a horrible Arctic death hole of misery and pain during the winter.

Lives in a worse version of Hoth.

Once took a vacation to Hoth and returned with a Wampa butler.

Actually likes Gungan society.

Went to McDonalds University.

Allowed me to kill all of his corrupt soldiers

Read Jan Brett books as a child.