Speaks English

Dinosaurian speaker.

Speaks RoboticLionese.

WISHES he was the outlaw.

Wishes he had a tuxedo.

Wishes he had a Zector.

Wishes dinosaurs could dance



oh i a tuxedo alright.

Wishes he had a samurai lion mecha :lol.

Has 7 girlfriends and an army of children.

Is wrong on BOTH facts :lol.

Wishes he had 20 girlfriends.

Wishes he was Tuxedo Kamen :lol. Also do NOT say I wish I was ANY of the sailor scouts, that'd just be creepy as hell :lol.

Want to turn into a girl to be a sailor scout.

Is a member of the Blue Oyster cult.

Loves people who die first

Eats Haribo Happy Cola.

Drinks diet pinecone soda :lol. Also Klonoahedgehog, I DON'T wanna turn into a girl cause I DONT' wanna deal with the thing girls deal with when they hit age THIRTEEN.

Always have the "lol" emote in most of his posts on here.

Takes Encyclopedia Dramatica seriously.

Fights in the shadow.

Fights in marf :lol.

Wrestles alligators while eating breakfast.

Has a 3DS.

Has a muffin :lol.

Has a cake.

Has death pie :lol.

Wants to be a sailor scout.

Doesn't.

Also wants to transform into a sailor scout.

It is unknown whether or not he wants to build a snowman.

(It won't leave my head! :cry)

Is obsessed with snowmen.

The biggest Spidey fan I know. So big his middle name could be Parker.

Has incited within me a desire to name my son Peter.

Is most likely wrong.

*Ninja'd by a crimson arachnid.

Finished at least 10 episodes of DokiDoki Precure.

Has a 3DS.

Has a TV.

Has a... thing?

Is one to talk.

Wants to make his son's name an intentional Spider-man reference or an unintentional Assassins Creed reference.