Needs to remember the theme song.
You know "Michaelangelo is a party dude" and all that stuff. :lol

Made COWABUNGA DUDE! Pop in my head :lol

Let me say this to start: Uchi is a cool dude.

hopefully his face is not fake

His face is a lie!

he uncovered my secret....he has to die

His ninjas are attacking me, surprisingly enough not with bananas.

it hurts!

does not fight against my ninjas....or they just ignored my orders to wear banana costumes and use banana shaped weapons

One of (not) his ninjas is eating a banana, also he may be a monkey

Is not part of my band of ninjas.