Will burn people to death :lol.

Will freeze people to death.

Should sell me stuff.

His Signature makes me sad.

His sadness makes me happy.

Your sad happy makes is :lol

His statement confuses me.

Is confused, my work here is done :lol.

Does not know that I own an action figure of his devolved form.

Owns Blade Jack form.

Should know that pinecone kamen riders & magical girl anime character who use guns don't mix :lol.

Lives in an artic tundra known as Saturn.

Still wishes he had a samurai lion mecha :lol.

Still wishes Saturn appeared more than 9 times.

Still wishes he was in the Sailor Moon universe :lol.

Birth and Ruin.

Will never be a puella magi.

Will never be a true destroyer.

1 post away from 8000! Let's go!

Has now become nautical themed.

Is something themed.

Thunder, cherry, ferret themed, to be exact.

Is a thunder-powered, cherry-flavored ferret.

Is an icy Godzillasaurus.

Is an electric, cherry ferret flavored soda :lol.

Is a scary, underage, card themed Senshi.

card senshi scary underage card themed is :lol.

Youngest Sailor Senshi.

Should stop calling me a sailor senshi seeing as I'm a guy in real life. Seriously it's starting to creep me out O_O. Also should know that I'm 21.

I was referring to Saturn.

Was making a character reference even though the reference was still being thrown at me :lol.

Should know I've been called an incubator, ferret, Senshi, and about 59 other things.

Is a punta.

Is a truly misfortune event.

Is Lemony Snicket.

Knows I've read A Series of Misfortunate Events.

Should know that it is Unfortunate and not misfortunate.

Should know I forget that almost all the time.

Needs to cut that crap out.

Should lead me to a cheap Bunpachy listing.