Punches baby seals.

Punches old women.

Drop kicks Baby Elephants off the side of the Empire State Building.

Throws knives at baby puppies.

Likes to punt baby deer into pits of acid.

Likes to hug seals

Loves to antagonize Bears and Lions.

Enjoys saucy puppetshows.

Enjoys Sexmation.

Doesn't enjoy your literature.

Is eager to watch Amazing Spider-man 2.

Thinks The Amazing Spider-Man 2 will be good, though he should know the SONY has the rights and Sony has YET to make a good movie.

Should know that ComicGuy89 has watched and enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and that I enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man.

Should know one shouldn't judge a movie until one has watched it, as there may be pleasant surprises.

Liked Amazing Spider-man, and therefore will likely love its sequel.

Celebrates Australian Easter, which if it's anything like Australian Christmas involves guns, hats and quirky classes of military personnel.

Makes references that I am unfamiliar with, causing me to question his sources of information. :lol

Does not play Team Fortress 2.

Makes a city of Igloos every winter.

Once participated in a hot air balloon jousting match.

A man of talis.

A cannon/gun hybrid.

A Cherry/Viking/Schoolgirl/Sailor/Cat.... thing.... hybrid.

Shotgun on a stick.

Has it the wrong way around.

Bayonet Shotgun.

Battle axe.

Sledgehammer

Will help kill the Easter Bunny.

Hopefully won't blow everything below my pancreas to smithereens again.

Had several organs sold.

Knows of the Undersea Black Market.

Has shopped there. Regularly.

Has never visited the many fine shops run by the Space Cartels on Io.

Probably has.

Should really check them out if you're looking for unlicensed assault tank parts.

Probably used the aforementioned shops for his mechanical bride.

Should know I'm not a Robosexual. :p

I did once date a Ruakilan girl...

Has interest in....whatever those are.

Has not been to Ruak 6.

Probably has never heard the song "Robot Girlfriend".