Was recently attacked by a Giratina.

Made of Metal and bird bones

Has been absent for a while.

Surrounded by zombie rats.

Is constantly sending people to make sure new york isn't being invaded by Aliens, sea people, spiders, Cyborg, robots, androids, alternate universe doppelganger, planet eating gods, annoying 5th dimension beings, a variety of different giant lizards, Etc etc.

A padawan of the filming force.

Flunked out of Hogwarts.

Passed the school of hard knocks with a minor in sarcasm

The Great Chain Pumpkin.