Matt didn't have a villain take over his body for a whole year, there isn't an angry love-sick symbiote still yearning for him, Jameson doesn't focus on him, Morlun and his siblings didn't hunt him and any other incarnation of him down, and no ones tried to clone him and have the clone replace him in his own life.

Yeah no, Parker's life is the pits, Matt's just blind and a horrible choice for a boyfriend. And occasionally takes over a ninja clan, but that has perks.

Wow. You've insulted both my class and my lady in one comment.

This cannot go unanswered. Losondro, hold me back before I kick this sorry son of a bitch in two.

What, you can't deny she's being smug in that pic.:p

Besides I'm a Rogue so I'm pretty sure my Dexterity and Cunning are way higher.

I know he insulted your class and your lady but don't waste your energy on small fry. Save it for the boss fight. We need you to provide healing and support. You're our tank. Our wall which no blade nor arrow can penetrate.

She deserves to be smug, seeing what she has to put up with timeline after timeline after timeline after timeline...

That don't mean shit considering I'm at least ten levels above you.

... Fine. I don't feel like getting tagged with another PK anyway. He ain't worth the mana it takes to cast Consecrate.

Wut?

He was straight up posessed by a demon. Bullseye kind of has that covered. His secret identity was released to the tabloids and not only he went to jail but had to stop acting as a lawyer. True that. Because villains don't even want to clone him, Mysterio once decided to ruin his life just because he knew he could never get Peter, villains straight up consider him the cheaper Spidey.

Can't we all just agree that Cyclops has it worse?

CYCLOOOPS!

(In fairness, that panel chronologically took place during Matt's Mike Murdock days.)