Time for your birthday beatings.

Due to having a PlayStation 1 Classic I'm getting next chapter games for Play Station 2. Mortal Kombat might be the last set for this so I"m getting the other game sets. (Ben 10 and others)

Oh hey turns out this shows up on my desktop but not my tablet.

Anyway

Happy Birthday!

You’ve just reminded me of what my classmates would call “birthday bumps”. The “rule” was that we would punch the birthday person’s arm however many times their age. Also “one for luck”. Could never bring myself to participate in it. I just found it cruel.

I remember being on the receiving end of those. They called the extra "one to grow on." It's kinda messed up, actually. Birthdays are supposed to be about celebrating a person, not inflicting pain on them. Why do people think hurting others is a good thing?

*glares distrustfully at Spearichu*

For us my mom would spank us for our age. I think she might of used a paddle with holes in it at least once. I even joked with a coworker that I use the rolling pin to give him his beatings.

Swiggity swoogity, this paddle is coming for that booty!

But trust me you rather have the physical pain, I had two birthdays in a row that I had to deal with mental pains. Trust me its not fun to feel like shit like that on your birthday. No pleasant thoughts come from it. Really ruined birthdays for me.

Well, I don't know what happened to you, and no one's going to make you share it, but whatever it was, nobody should have to go through that sort of thing.

Also, if you wanna come anywhere near me with that thing, you'll have to catch me first. Which will be very difficult, as I am very good at keeping people away from me.

Same. I remember one year the pain in my arm was so bad, I stayed off from school the next day.

Are you guys actually okay?

DreamSword I hope your birthday is a good one.