Was impaled by one of the many said pillars.

Is a powerful android.

Isn't.

Always begged mom to buy the dinosaur oatmeal.

Remembers that nasty stuff.

Likes his women the way he likes his coffee: With an all-metal semi-monocoque fuselage with a large cantilever shoulder-mounted wing, an empennage featuring metal and composite construction, with twin aluminium/composite material honeycomb structure fins with boron-composite skin, resulting in an exceptionally thin tailplane and rudders with all-moving composite horizontal tail surfaces outboard of the fins, a spine-mounted air brake and retractable tricycle landing gear, powered by two Pratt & Whitney F100 Axial compressor turbofan engines with afterburners mounted side-by-side in the fuselage, fed by intake ramps, a cockpit mounted high in the forward fuselage with a one-piece windscreen and large canopy to increase visibility, an airframe that began to incorporate advanced superplastically formed titanium components in the 1980's, and maneuverability is derived from low wing loading (weight to wing area ratio) with a high thrust-to-weight ratio enabling the aircraft to turn tightly without losing airspeed, and the capability to climb to 30,000 ft (10,000 m) in around 60 seconds.

Just described my ideal woman as literally being an F-15.

Is talking about his ideal woman with a bird! Correction a Goseibird

Marluxia.

Is secretly a skylander.