"If you do not stop fighting, then pirates will steal your ship"

"When life gives you lemons...make life take the lemons back"

"It doesn't matter...sugar is sugar"

Excellent stuff, I know where that is from!

Here's one from me today:

Depression is seeing the wind sway the trees through a glass window without being able to feel it.

if at first one doesn't succeed...buy her another tankard of mead

"Pain may be Weakness leaving the body, but Weakness doesn't have to be such a canker-blossom about it."

"The hypothesizer has fun. The explorer has more fun than the hypothesizer. The one who explores and hypothesizes has the most fun."

"Those who make generalizations make only generalizations."

Laa shay'a waqi'un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine.

Based on a post by MnemonicSyntax.

"A picture is worth a song of 1,000 words. Unfortunately, we may not know all of them, or the veracity of them."

"Knowledge, experience, power, and talent are meaningless if you lack the intelligence to use them."

"There is no honor in being bested by an aggressor wielding a rubber chicken. Only shame."