No—you'd look like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.

I take offense to that :lol. I mean, it's not like I wear my drivers outside sometime or anything...nope...I don't...

No offence meant to anyone! But I reckon I'd get a few interesting looks if I held up my jeans with a child's toy!

Just be glad it isn't the WizarDriver. I did get questions as to why I had a hand there :lol

Running behind people as the thing moans, 'Please Please!'

Waiting on OOO in 3..... 2..... 1.....

:lol Hey if I had a belt, Id wear it. :lol

You see, if I ever met a nice girl, and we possessed a mutual desire to marry each other, I'd buy two DoubleDrivers—one for myself, and one for her. If I were to use this instead of a wedding ring, (which I probably would, since Muslims don't usually use wedding rings,) I'd say something like this:

"For too long I have been riding alone, incomplete, half-boiled. I have seen many things in the world, but have had no one to share them with. No more. I want to show you the magnificence of our world—I want the rest of my life to be spent with you. So I ask you this—are you willing to ride with me?"

At a restaurant, I'm thirsty.

~WATER, PLEASE~

When I need doubles of a document.

~COPY, PLEASE~

When I want people to try out cologne.

~SMELL, PLEASE~

Okay, I need a DX WizardDriver.

Could be worse. :lol You could be talking to a cute girl and a giant orange falls on your head. Badly Timed JUICY!