You know you're a Rider addict when you:

1. Press 5-5-5 when you are in danger

2. You start going Bruce Lee on people at a Disco club

3. You trip a vending machine and sit on top of it like a bike

4. You hear screeching noises when passing by a reflective surface

5. After you win a poker match you flick a card to the losers

6. You wear a dark beige coat and hat along with black rimmed glasses as you stalk Rider haters

7. You slap the side of your waist and run like there is no tomorrow

8. You put paper clips in your hair as a fashion accessory

9. You only eat plain sugar donuts

10. You camp outside and put mayo on all your meals

Here's another joke:

Daft Punk: "Harder, Better....."
Fourze: "FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP!"

Tendou souji: I walk the path of heaven

Five finger death punch: And the righteous side of hell

I am not good at jokes

Ha! I laughed!

What did the five fingers say to the hip?

CLOCK UP

What did Kiva to a vampire?

Who the f**k are you?

My Little Pony: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Fourze: FRIENDSHIP TIME!!!

My little Fourze: FRIENDSHIP KITAAAAAAA!