Changed his sig to have a villain for the first time.

Sails like a tortoise

Swims like an eagle.

Digs like a hummingbird.

Sings like a penguin.

Howls like a moose

Flies like a rhino.




actually mine sig has a much more powerful engine. And good news, Union Pacific is getting another Big Boy restored for service in 3 to 5 years.

Dances like a wolf.

Is hungry like the wolves.

Dances with Smurfs.

Dances in fire.

Trapped in this machine.

Trapped in This Machine.

Trapped in rescue fire.

Trapped in Xtreme.

On the Xtreme

Too cool for school.

Knows I skip school somehow. O_O

Serial skipper.

Flunks school.
Ninja'd by Shakira.

Beat School with an S rank.

Is right and wrong.

Has not lost at school.

Is wrong.

Has never gotten into an oversized PVC knife fight.

Gets in those kind of fights.

Refers to my status as a returning champion in the world of organized underground muppet fighting.

Is part banana.

Part salmon.

Forty percent natto.

80% Samurai.

30% Sailor

20% Juice.

The Blood of Virgins makes him strong...

Double NINJA'd!

Can't catch a break.

Can.

His theme song is by Oingo Boingo.

Is wrong, as my theme song is all bass.

Should know this is Kyubey's theme song:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JaUfuUo8Q

Eats at Red Robin.