Is incorrect.

Chillin

Is not really a man. He’s a woman.

Well, actually, he’s not really a woman. He’s a horse.

Well, actually, he’s not really a horse. He’s a broom.

Not actually from Minnesota.

Is aware that I'm an Kemulan expatriate who came to Earth because Kemulos is way too busy, galactically-speaking.

Plans to invade Earth by using the power of Cute

Knows I am immune to Cute.

Cute stuff = kryptonite, hence denial

Should know my kryptonite is me and me alone.

Has an aversion to cuteness.