Will destroy said island.

Looks like a Godzilla, so probably has a better shot of destroying an island

Rides an epic swan to battle

The green starred lion.

Santa! :D

Is not actually human, but a bioengineered synthetic life form designed by MI6 to act as a psychological weapon to disarm enemy insurgents by manipulating their surrender via concentrated cuteness that secretly alters their mind into such a defenseless, coddling, cute-loving state that military personnel can raid and detain without even needing to bring weapons.

Quite the storyteller. ;)

Loves stories.

Heartland kaiju

Needs to add Karamatsu and Cross-Z to sig