Has a waifu shield

Has a waifu sword :lol.

Has got me wishing i would've been around the 40s-60s when my grandpa worked at the railyard of Atchison Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad. :(

Likes trains.

Likes alot of bugs and dinosaurs.

Shoots rockets out of his nostrils.

Shoots missiles out of his ears :lol

Is the Chattanooga ChooChoo.

Is INCORRECT as this is a BRITISH locomotive, dude you're like the fifth or sixth person on here that I have to say I only like locomotives of the United KINGDOM in terms of real life ones :lol, besides the United Kingdom focused more on folklore involving the crack expresses involving the four railway companies, no nostalgia of goods trains in that place.

Not the Murder Train.

Is quite blue.

Dude you realize I was joking right?

Couldn't be more right.

couldn't be less wrong.

Is the One.

Is the 2/3rds.

Is 3/5ths :lol.

Yes, yes I do, but you're pretty much the 5th or 6th person who made a joke that was irrelevant to the country of origin the locomotive I have as my profile pic, sig, & avatar is from :lol.

Is short.

Is NOT named after an express passenger train that's run in the UK, the user that does is a certain fellow who's a fan of Cye of the Torrent :lol.

Probably could've picked a shorter way to say that.

Is named after an express passenger train in the UK :lol.

Is incorrect, I'm named after a player character from the Ace Combat series.

Windows Explorer

Eats Jiffy-Pop.

Punches holes in bagels for a living.

Bad.

Rages war with the cronut people.

A close ally of the fritter tribes.

King of Twinkies

Snoball Shogun

Who's that guy in his sig?

Is asking a question.

Asks too many questions.

Asks not enough.

Does not axe questions.

Takes questions to the guillotine.

Only the stupid ones.

Hates questions that contain idiocy.

Will too if he ever lives through what I have.

Has seen.........something, I'm not sure what.