Oh this mere spud will do so much once I plant it far deep inside you. We will see who is smug then you vegimite filled bastard.

I bought a Play Station 3 slim today as mine sounds like a truck.

After that comes in I'll play

Tekken 6
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Super Street Fighter IV
Final Fantasy XIII
Metal Gear Solid 4

Yo, what is that. *points at vegimite boxes*

Your funeral.

That, my friend, is five-star cuisine. When eaten right that is.

What, you think we just spread that stuff on toast like people spread jam? Heck no! You're supposed to spread it thinly on toast along with some butter to even out the taste.

Pffft. Spread it on toast just like that. Who even does that intentionally with Vegemite? Dullards I say, the whole lot of them!

Ohhh I thought you inject it into their veins . . . . . . whoops . . . . . . .
Oh well too late to save them.

Is Molotow Liquid Chrome the only chrome paint marker? Need to know because they are $12 a marker and I want to know if there are any cheaper options that are just as good?

Know what's awesome? When you go to get a routine check-up at a clinic you've been going to for years, and they tell you you need to update your paperwork. So you do, and you specifically check the box that says "Hispanic/Latino." Then you hand the paperwork in, and one of the workers takes one look at you and checks the "White" box and specifically writes "NOT Hispanic or Latino" on the paperwork.

The joys of being a light skinned Mexican.

OOOOF. Yikes! Sorry that happened!

Did you correct them because they could get in trouble for that.