Really does not want to know.

knows but doesn't want to

Can fly..........underwater.

Has played a 3DS.

May or may not own a 2DS.

Has played PS4

has not.

Has yet to.

The blood of virgins makes him strong.

Is a virgin.

Is not going to get me to continue that conversation for fear of mod reprehension.

Is trying to flirt while avoiding the Friendzone.

Is addicted to Attack on Titan theme song parodies.

Is correct.

Is incorrect.

Is a cucumber.

Is a famicom.

Is a melon.

Is a strawberry filled Pop Tart.

Is a pepperoni and cheese hot pocket.

Is a Banquet TV dinner.

Once dated a spidercopter energon vampire.

Once came up with a spidercopter

Should know that the spider helicopter can't compare to the Tiger Train.

The Dragon cycle wins all.

Fears the might of of the Godzilla Train.

His Swan Mobile just don't rock at all.

Is jealous of the might of the Shark Segway.

Does not ride the Skunk Skateboard.

Has not seen the Aardvark ATV.

Cannot see the Uniflycle.

Should try the Carmadillo.

Should run from the Truckasaurus Rex.

Fictional.

Does not understand the epicness of the Great Western Railway.

Wishes he could live in the 1940s.

Back to back.

Likes cats.

Couldn't be more wrong.

I know it's probably untrue,
But this is too good a chance;
'Cause for the first time in forever
He is wearing pants.

Never wears pants at all.