Has raided a 60 year old lab

Has discovered my hobby of lab-raiding.

*barely ducks bullet as I try to escape with something I just stole*

Has turned to a life of crime and can never go home again.

Doesn't know that I just returned home and currently building a Mobile Suit with the stuff I stole.

Keeps upping the ante on their antics.

Is correct.

*loads a Holy Grail into the Mobile Suit's Twin Flux Capacitor Fusion Reactor*

Is going to cause the apocalypse if they keep going

Is trying to prevent the Apocalypse

Has temporarily fooled me and my Mobile Suit's targeting systems by changing their profile picture.

*aims Oxygen Destroyer payload*

Our battle will be legendary.

Now knows I’m a living Oxygen Destroyer.