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Go Go Samurai!

Cyclone Joker!!

Fears the light.

Wants to slit Uncle Grandpa's throat, nuke Clarence's hometown, introduce the Breadwinners to a couple shotgun shells, and watch red tide kill all the life in Bikini Bottom.

Describe horrifying things.

Is horrified easily.

Horrifies his mother

Turn up!

Is an assistant of Spiderman.

Has been recruited by Team Aqua.

Has experienced an earthquake before.

Likely hasn't experienced a tornado.

Probably hasn't stared into the eye of a hurricane.

Should know i live in the heartland of America, void of fuel supplies for hurricanes.

Eats pulled pork sandwiches made from wild boars that he felled himself.

Is a wonder of gosei.

Is part hedgehog, part cat... thing.

Loves the Silver Apple Rider.

Loves blondes.

Loves brunettes.

Loves pinks.

Should know Its red.

"But why is he pink?"
"HE'S NOT PINK!!.. He's light red..."

Quoted an ancient episode of Blue vs. Red.

Bandai will send it forth in toy form OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! I will stand outside their HQ and... Uh... Be so American!

Doesn't realize the light red gag transcends a single viewing format.

is a pyro

Is a flounder.

Aether.

Either.

Is the Johnny from "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

Is gonna go to the races on friday.

Not secretly a mind-flayer.

Is a mind-filleter.

Became the first coach of cybermartian Basketball.

Refuses to embrace the Trainbow.

Should resist the evil trainbow.

spikebuster, back in action.

An Ice Type Pokemon