Had over 2,000 kids in 7 B.C.

Has a nice train pic.

May have seen a Dragon-Human Hybrid.

Likes trains. And Godzilla. And, presumably, Godzilla themed trains

Likes silver

Likes stealing people's souls.

Sacrifices virgins to the lunar whale god: Richard Simmons.

Sacrifices sidekicks to the League of BACON.

Sacrifices heroes to the lord Kevin Bacon.

Has an X in hi's name.

Secretly has a fear of Ungfoxislastrofs.

He's the hero that the Shadow Line deserves, but is he the one it needs?

D Smashes Batman.

Smashs Sonics.

Doesn't know what a D smash is.

Should know that's not what i meant.

Didn't just come back from watching the greatest movie ever made! :D

Saw the greatest movie ever. I presume its The Lego Movie

Likes the Lego Movie.

Once made a diamond out of coffee grinds.

Good sense of humour.

Once made coffee with a diamond
Edit: Ninja'd by a ninja from space

Not a very good Time Lord.

A very good Rider

Cutest Giratina ever.

Has me confused with my granter of power

Made a contract with a pokemon.

Made a contract with a planet that required him to change genders.

Thinks I'm a Sailor Starlight.

Is sailor starlight.

Is seeking funds to create the Creepy Children Orchestra: a group specializing in making songs where all the lyrics are small children singing creepy shit.

Like Drunken Whaler from Dishonored.

Records classic rock songs in the style of old folk tunes... in German.

Doesn't have deviantart glitching out on them.

Should know that I don't actually store anything that would qualify as "art" on said site anyway.

Flies on a Japanese RhinoDragon.

Thread killer

Revives threads.

Like ice.

Likes pink hedgehogs.

Likes bats in a way that makes me nervous.