Just to let you know that wasn't me.

Some days, you just want to leave everything and everyone behind and never look back and have no regrets as you walk directly into oncoming Traffic. All you you g kids, don’t get OLD. FYI

Isn't life so much fun.

Are you guys all okay? This is a safe space, let it all out.

Sadly not. I'd certainly love to... talk, the person responsible, oh yes.

Oh trust me, if I ever find out who did it, I'll be sure to thank them personally.

I feel like you would've throw a Deep One or something instead.

Ok. *Farts*

Well that sucks big time. Hopefully you can ask around and see if anyone saw anything.

Oh I would never throw one of them. I would instead plant them somewhere where you live to slowly convince you to commit horridence acts. My method is much nicer than a rock because you end up with a date.

Oh my God my dad got drunk on a Sunday night again. Honestly I would like to find the guy who invented beer and make him drink beer ON a Sunday night just to show him how stupid beer is. Then he'll be late and get fired from work and he will no longer be able to make beer anymore. It will be ironic. Then his wife will leave him and go be with the man who invented Coca cola. Because everyone knows cola is much sexier than beer. And oh my God he's not even close to getting sober yet. WHY DID HE GO DRINKING ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!!