he is the master of insanity

Has strange ideas.

is very excited for the new smash bros.

Has a robotic guard dog.

Has a robotic train.

has an evil robot counterpart

Played Kid icarus.

Has over 100 pet hedgedragons.

Knows of hedgedragons.

Once pissed off an SJW by using a crosswalk.

Fears dissolving sportscars.

Hates Finland.

Spends hi's summer playing hi's favorite games of all time.

Loves flying dog-falcons.

Loves Falcon Dogs.

Likes to reverse-grip his blades

DJ Sagara.

Micchy.

Taka! Tora! Batta!

Summoned me.

Is also known as MC Hashbrown.

O_O

Should know that praising Kamen Rider Kuuga summons me to make fun of you

Should know I love Kuuga... from Decade. :p

Can cause catastrophe.

Might cause planets to explode.

Causes belts to explode.

Threatens people with eyebrows.

Shows that ice and ladies go well.

Likes evil cyberwolves.

Has a Russian girlfriend that can benchpress a vending machine and cooks food designed to "make little American boyfriend big and strong like glorious Mother Russia."

Once arm-wrestled a Chilean Luchadore for the last parfait in a dive bar down the road from Fancy Jerry's Boat Rentals.

Fears Japanese Monkeysaurus rexs.

Destroyed a priceless vase.

Destroys Hummers.

Hums while he destroys

Laughs as he destroys.

Destroys as he destroys.

Has played Ruby and sapphire.

Scours Youtube for short animations that show just how awesome the medium of animation is.