Takatoramon

Talismon.

Frigimon.

WereGarurumon.

Locomon.

Seadramon

Fresh.

Juicy.

cured

Braised

Torchmon shinka! Ahirumon!
Ahirumon shinka! Hadromon!
Hardromon shinka! Drakemon!
Drakemon chou shinka! Taiyomon!
Hadromon warp shinka! Choushinseimon!

Is babbling again.

Has mai waifu in his sig:lol

Has [blank] in his sig.

Apparently has a trap in his sig.

He's right.
It's a hilarious trap though.

Lives in a country that I always confuse with Bolivia.

His line would make more sense if I lived in Venezuela.

Should know I always confuse Venezuela with Guatemala.

Is hiding from the venusian judges.

Hangs out with Bitch Pudding.

His father is a vampire and his mother is a were-rabbit.

Has watched Full metal alchemist.

Did not partake in a chaotic Skype call.

His recording skills are debatable.

Is going to mess when I'm gone.

Should know I have no intention of messing him.

I will miss him though. :)

Understands my weird fast typing grammar skills :lol

Fellow SAO fan.

Might like Sinon.

Is Former's destroyer of worlds.

IS totally right

Is sleeping under his computer desk.

Is totally not right about that

Is an actual destroyer of worlds.

Is the eyebrows of worlds.

Does not emote through an elaborate system of eyebrow wiggling.

Likes SAO

Likes detective games.

His computer has an elaborate plan to murder him.