Pepperoni pizza is the pizza of knowledge. Pizza pepperoni is the pepperoni of greatness.

this is going about as well as my last trip to canada, or as others may remember it, American were-wolf in Rio. Anyway, i'm really happy with my life now raising a family of gophers and every day after school we watch the episode of giligans island where he is attacked by Cheney.

That isn't crazy, that's sanity.

To begin, a rabbit jumps behind the moon. What is it that the black rabbit sees on the horizon with it's big red eye? A morning glory lives in an ivory tower, and every night dreams of being a kaleidoscope. A master director creates a masterpiece, only to be met with confused eyes and degraded minds, and then... black

Gee...thanks for that creepy twilight... :I

has anyone found my hammock?

The meaning of life: QWERTY

calling it. DROP-OUTS!!

Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way. Faster faster, faster faster. There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!

the 1-up ness begins.... pancakes