Fastest Kamen Rider.

Deadliest spike busting flute player on a train :lol.

Is banned from casinos for to many royal straight flushes

Reminded me of the time I went to a casino & literally pulled an all aces hand & nearly got my ass blasted off by mafia bastards :lol.

played Smash 4.

ORAS hype is real

Should tell Klondahedgehog I haven't played Smash 4 yet :lol.

Created a Heavily armed Hyper steam engine.

used to drink surge soda like I did

Probably rides dragons.

Probably likes melons

Most definitely likes robots that turn into things.

Clearly a Drive fan.

Obviously likes Frozen.

Needs to get a permit to become a professional sniper.

Has a permit for controlling trains with a flute.

Needs a licence for his 3rd eye.

Bad Apple.

Ripe watermelon.

Decent Avocado.

Luscious tomato

The salad of my dreams.

Dreams of sandwiches.

Weaves dreams

Dreams of a rainbow of 7 shades of blue.

Dreams of 7 cups of coffee.

Is right, and dreams of 7 shades of Xtreme.

Shoots espresso like a cowboy does whiskey

Shoots water like a pyromaniac does fire.

Shoots trains like a hydromainiac does water.

Chases other cars like my cats chase snakes.

Chases trains.

Chases rodents.

hasn't listened to my podcast

Apparently has a podcast.

Was unaware of the podcast.

Meeooow.

Blonde surprise.

Expected crimson.

Suffers from gravel and hairballs.