THAT'S RIGHT! Always has Xtreme Dreams

Apparently had too much caffeine.

Is incorrect, I just like to yell randomly

Yells too much

Whispers too much.

Sings too much.

Purrs too much.

Whips people for browsing 4chan.

Wants me to get used to the crazy.

Must embrace the madness

Is a blueberry.

cyndaquil

Roast chicken

Uses military jargon on a regular basis because why not?

Forgets that I'm former military.

Is ready for the "Internet goes out worldwide for about 3 months" apocalypse.

Likes military jargon.

Ninja'd himself and should probably get that looked at.

Needs a jacket.

Weak to water types.

Vulnerable at close range.

Prone to hand to hand combat.

Is afraid of squirrels.

Detests crocodiles

Fears lightning storms.

Eats cranberry sauce daily.

Should know i can't have cranberries.

Can't have cranberries, and ironically is the Cranberry arms rider.

Has a kool signature.

Has no signature

Is at war with a feather.

Is at war with a train

Is at a standstill (or so his delusions make him think so) of justice.

Remembers remembers that tomorrow is the Fifth of November.

Owns a Guy Fawkes mask

Should know my sense of self-worth is far to great to demean myself by owning a symbol of idiots who honestly don't give a shit about the Gunpowder Plot or the rather despicable events that lead up to it and instead spend all their time trotting around thinking "ANARCHY RULZ" and treating V for Vendetta like some grand masterpiece of fiction.

Blonde coconut.

Confuses coconuts and pine cones

Has a ranger with a pot leaf on his helmet on his Sig.

It's a Japanese maple leaf! AND IT'S NO USE!