Now knows i don't have a Wii.

Totally needs to get a Wii.

Lives in KY. Probably Kentucky.

Is, unfortunately, correct.

Hates Kentucky for some reason. We may never know what that reason is.

Has a waifu.

Really just used the term "waifu".

All of them.

Will not explain what said reasons are> Where's Kentucky again?

Should probably cease line of questioning before this one launches into an off-topic rage-induced long-winded rant that will include references to Breaking Bad and Justified.

But to answer your question: South of Ohio, West of West Virginia, East of Indiana, North of Tennessee, one floor up from the Inferno.

Wants me to stop (Which I will)