Is probably too slow to catch my long-limbed, youthful self.

And he clearly doesn't like me.

Is unaware I can crush a 6.5 minute mile without too much effort.

And that I'm completely ambivalent towards him, but incredibly pragmatic in regards to a life or death combat situation.

Neglecting to factor my renowned intelligence, wit, and charm.

lying about his skills.

I might not kill him in a Battle Royale-esque situation, but I would exact my vengeance upon him for that insult. :p

Has pride as a weakness.

Should explore the titles in my reading list.

NINJA'd by Talisman

Mistakes my weaknesses.

At least we have that in common. :lol

I'm sure we have much in common.