You're on...waffles.

...Waffles bring us together..."Hark!" Bellowed the eagle. For he knew the ambrosia of this wonderful baked good, oh he knew. But the long journey truly was strenuous. The waffle. From the highest mountains, to the deepest canyons, did the waffle be baked. The eagle went on, in search. The waffle. The wise monks in the Japanese temples too knew of this ambrosia. For a truly great waffle one needs the sturdiest of irons, for the iron is the secret. The waffle. Oh...the eagle knew.

k. no more post per-day limit. let all other rules stand, because who really wants to be a were-wolf? having to go around and get involved in tween drama movies. next they are going to turn vampires into non-carnivorous dudes with dimond-encrusted sunblock. then zombies, who no matter the countless people they bite, turn/ and or eat will become the hopes and dreams of a young person that can cure them with love.(Note: i see waht they did by having love change them back when before there was this virus called rage made people into a ton of gary buseys {busies?}, but still, it's a virus. it is not actual rage. i'm pretty sure before you fell for him, he wanted to eat your kidney and you mom's spine.) where was I? Right, muffins...

What did I say about using waffles!

My drink, still I think that I have some more,
But alas, it has left me its loss to deplore;
My sparkling Green Tea Ginger Ale from Cana-
Da Dry-y-yyyy-y-yy.

Bubbles rose in my magical sky tea,
Truly all bottles of it were meant for me,
'Tis a shame that it will probably be
Discontinue-e-eeee-e-ed.

I can sing too:

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
Till Eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with

*sigh* To not to...

hopefully i was not a part of this agreement.

That depends... do you have an Amytiville Toaster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KyRCQp32p8

What did I just watch?

Your lord and master... FOAMY!