Harnesses the power of fruit salad and tears to fuel his sadism.

the invincible talisman

Doesn't know i like Lucy Baker.

told me his secret

Knows a dirty little secret.

Also knows a little secret.

Is not eating 35 rotten pizza burritos on a yacht at midnight in the English channel.

Once fought an alien on the wing of an airborne Boeing 747 with nothing but a boiling-hot gas station burrito and an old sock.

Is a creepy hedgehog.

Is a creepy... bat?