Originally Posted by Jello (Post 829109)

My cat is a grumpy old lady and I love her with all my heart

dad found her on the side of the road, and we decided to keep her after she just fell asleep on my shoulders.

Also DH, are you okay man? sounds like someone hit a trigger spot...

Originally Posted by DH21965 (Post 829110)

That?s my Secret, I?m never okay. Too old to be okay in this meaningless cruel world.
But seriously, I?ve had cats, dogs, various reptiles and fish, Dogs and Reptiles WAYYYYYYYY higher on my list than the despicable creatures called Cats.

Originally Posted by DH21965 (Post 829107)

Dogs are man?s best friends for a REASON- they don?t suck arse like Cats do and actually help you and love you unconditionally, unlike those snotty little things called cats. My 1st experience was trying to pet a cat as a child, getting bitten/scratched, so I grabbed it with all my 3-year old might and took a bite of it?s tail until I broke it in two. Hate hurting animals, but it truly effed me up. Never had a problem with that cat after that. Team Dog ALL DAY.
Dogs actually helped humans get where they are today, cats do NOTHING but invade areas and kill local wildlife in massive quantities. Eff Cats all day with a tire iron

Originally Posted by Fredbob392 (Post 829117)

My dude, there's something wrong with you

Originally Posted by GoldenXtreme (Post 829115)

Gotta be honest DH, that rant about biting a cat's tail in two seems like the kind of thing I'd read about some serial killer's disturbing childhood behavior. Kind of wish I could un-read that as a matter of fact...