Jesus AliCorn's attack stat is so high compared to the other stats! o,o To super training! Watch the world burn with Lucario, neat! And i'm ghost flying!

The second chart is giving me Grass/Rock but that's stupid so I'm going with the Fire/Ghost of the first chart :p. And apparently I'm a Gym Leader with a team of Arcanine, but that is also stupid and I would prefer something cute. These charts must be rigged.

psyic/grass

Which is why I was so confused earlier :lol

Jesus AliCorn?

It's just AliCorn. :lol
Though that is an awesome nickname.

AliCorn is the nickname for his Absol.
Jesus is, in this case, being used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Nov. 30th renders me Ground/Flying. Wonderful; I'm 4x weak to Ice type attacks.

EDIT: OOO's chart makes me Poison/ Steel. From one 4x weakness to having 4x weak to Ground.

Haunter and bacon? Well, that's bacon that I'll never see.

I never have any luck with Pokémon. :o :lol

Better than Bug/Flying, leaving me weak to...Everything :I

Ah, please use a comma next time! :lol