His hide is an armor.

Follows a drunk man in a tree.

Needs to learn that J is a robot not a man. :lol

Needs to stop encouraging robot-inebriation drinking. :p

Can't keep the orange from dancing.

Edit: Really... the one time I expect to get ninja'd it doesn't happen?

Can't stop whipping out stories.

cries when you mention... cat ears

Edit: Ninja'd

Is secretly plotting to take over the world like all Canadians. :lol

Majorly ninja'd :lol

Also, WHO TOLD YOU!!!

You of all people should know why. :lol

Got caught in a ninja epidemic caused by me....MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!