Scholar of wittiness.

Will play a character in D&D who is a timid scholar that in times of combat becomes empowered by one of his 4 Djinn servants who possess him and grant him courage, armor and weapons to fight off threats with.

Correct.

Fights against the Dark Presence.

His D&D character is a knight who uses mystical cards and a bat-like familiar to summon power from a mirror plane and fight off evil with a cool sword while trying to defeat other Knights of similar power to gain ultimate power.

Fought against the Behemoth.

Knows exactly how useless a spell "Summon Wizard" is.

Uses Lemon Energy Arms a lot in battle.

Should know my D&D character is a Dhampir who using an enchanted bat talisman and mystical glass whistles to fight off vampires to finish the work of the Dogebaka Alliance and prevent the succession of a new Vampire Lord.

Has very infinite, vast knowledge on Dungeons and Dragons.

Plays DnD.

Hasn't been here in a while.

Should tell Xros that I've never played D&D but I really want to play it or some other similar game.

Has some grasp of D and D.

Likes blonde chicks and fusion loaders.

Should know I love red headed chicks more~

Likes the two inferior primary colors.

Loves one of the primary colors.

Is a therapist apparently.

Should know Winston is actually my therapist.

Taught me something new.

Was taught something new.

Is almost at 3000 posts.

Knows I am striving to accomplish 3000 posts by midnight or sooner.

Should know that I will beat him!

Will win in our petty race. :lol

Has closed the gap with alarming speed.

Knows I will never give up.

Never surrenders!

Will bring the heat!

Blazes on!

Has a fiery heart that will never burn it!

Charges forward!

Knows I don't care about blame or pain!

Underestimates the might of the Delandy brothers!

Should know there are no limits or absolutes!

Should know there is no fear, no pain!

Has the mightest henshin of them all!

Chou Henshins!

Uses Ninpo!