Knows that the 2016-2017 sentai will be aquatic animal based, and that I'm the head designers conscious.

Team Aqua Grunt.

Pokemon Ranger in the Sinnoh region.

Is a deep sea diver.

Is my colleague.

Gokai Change! Meeeeetal Heeeeeeero!

Gundaaaam on

Edit: Ninja'd by Vega
Ninja'd count 37
Has many mask and helmets, some of which are in need of repair.

Waaatuuuur! Please~!

Titanium power.

Whale Power!

The Shining Solar Element! Heavenly Hero MagiShine!

May or may not be in possession of a Legendary Weapon.

Rider mach

Thinks he has the skills to pay the bills.

Should know I don't pay bills cause I am a teenager

Forgot I was gay.

Should know I apologize for doing so

Has a messed up GekiRed as his avatar. (Why the battle damaged helmet shot?)

A sword toting witch.

(Damn skippy!) Is going to be a Kamen Rider.

A whirlwind of verdancy.

Uses Token decks in MtG.

Owns an entire farm of Grumpigs.

Listens to "Saa, Ike NinNinja!" non-stop.

Knows that I play Ninninger's opening in a loop all day. :lol

Drives his neighbors crazy.

Neighbors his drive crazy.

Made no sense

Has a ray gun that shoots science.

Shoots science with a ray gun.

Confuses people.

Has a birthday coming up.

Does not have a Birthday coming up, (Unless he does of course since I don't know, I should probably check *checks* does March count as coming up?)

Knows I would count March as somewhat close.

Has a birthday that is relatively close to our current perceived position in time based upon the Gregorian Calendar.

Has a project.

should know that I almost always have projects, since my school has a lax policy on due dates, and because I'm kind of (read: extremely) lazy and distractible.

Ninja'd me

Knew a guy who once snorted a Pixy Stick like cocaine just because he was dared to to it.