It's a Figuarts? Those elbow joints make it look like a Revoltech to me. I don't get the joke though. Maybe there's some running gag in Code Geass where he freaks out when aquatic animal women come on to him?

Uh...Ebay is weird:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/90fb4b809...aqgo1_1280.jpg

Someone hates Kamen Rider Kiva.

Technically it's an image, but only when you use your imagination.

Imagine yourself as a generic toku hero. Your fighting this thing that looks like Candelilla mixed with a pumpkin and a Beedrill. Your base of operations is a spacious antique store run by Miki Masaki and her uncle that looks like the Emperor from Mulan but with a Diglett for a head, and Batman is renting out a spare room in the antique store.

Yeah that was my dream last night.

That's not funny, KamenRiderOOO; that's horrifying...ly hilarious! :D

All that does is make me not want the american release of Red and Green to come with those collars and belts.

... Yes, yes you are.