Edit: Ninja'd by Mr. Wave
Ninja'd count: 46
Rides his mighty steed through the Texan night sky, and makes hollering that can be heard if you listen carefully.

Sank into the ocean's depths.

Attached the weight.

Obtained said weight for me.

Pays well.

Needs to pay me

Has yet to complete the task payed for.

Is planning on keeping Akiba's cut for himself.

Is trying to turn Akiba against me.

Has turned against Akiba.

Knows too much.

DOes not yet know enough

Believes so.

Has a really cool sig.

Also has a really cool sig.

Sneezed in a badass gentleman's cravat in 2011.

Further going down the path of badass signatures.
Edit: Was ninnigered but it still applies.

Was ninja'd by a top hat.

Will never ninja me.

Has a sailor outfit voiced by Momotaros.

Is the next Spider after Noir Spidey.

The next lead singer of Cheap Trick.

Smile Sharks are after his gold.

Gives gold to grumpigs

Doesn't want to be seen by the public.

Twitters about

Follows me on Twitter.

Unfollowed the leader.

Has deep thoughts regarding airline food.

Has deep thoughts about peaches, canned, and otherwise.

Questions if he will get canned fruit or packaged fruit.

Knows not to buy the fresh fruit.

Knows the dangers of fresh fruit and the importance of defending oneself from it.

Knows the danger of the color orange, and thus is building a reserve of blue to defend the world from it.

Is aware of why blue is the single most important color in the universe.

Is aware that we both love blue.

Should tread lightly.

Doesn't want to share blue with me. :(

Should know I'm fine sharing, but not with thieves.

Should know that I won't steal blue at all. :lol