Is capable of finding a way to enjoy a pink, fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow.

Is talking nonsense.

Is not a hit with the ladies.

Is correct, because I have standards.

Has a mysterious thing called standards.

Evidently, this man is a casanova.

May or may not have seen Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!.

Is aware of a very [I know not the general consensus on the popularity or quality of this intellectual property] show.

Does not believe that using a shotgun to kill a spider is overkill.

Dedicated fanfic writer.