Sold out to the fast-food megacorp.

Bought out by fedex

Secretly in league with Long John Silvers.

Became partners with Amazon.

Ninija'd by Mr.Buster
Ninja'd count: 48
Is the fastest delivery service in the west (circa 1859)

Will help me write "Captain Contempt."

Is absolutely correct (seriously that is a great idea)

Is intrigued by my idea of a complete prick travelling to alternate universes to do whatever the hell he wants with no regrard for the status quo or the overall rules of that universe unless he feels he'd directly and immediately benefit from them.

Should know that that is still a hilarious idea.

Fears dress wearing Llamas.

Loathes the idea of turtle assassins.

Is incorrect.

Should be very happy to know that I can provide him several recommended turtle assassins.

Is a very dedicated salesman.

Lives in Bermuda

Cannot read a map.

Can read a map

May or may not have the ability to comprehend the data presented by flat geographical model.

Cannot read a 7-dimensional map

Also can read a 7 dimensional map

Fire's number one fan.

Lives in Ardent.

Lives next door.

Lives no where

Live in the Tardis... wherever that is.

Lives with Xtreme,Gale,Rock,Yuki,and the mighty Ryu-O

May live with others, but I have no data on this subject

Has not read my fan fic

Just torched his Tardis.

Wannabe Uchi.

Hand-loads all his rounds.

Wannabe Mermaid.

Wannabe Gainax Hero. :p

Wannabe "passing-through" Rider.

Wannabe music man.

Wannabe madoka

Travels different Kamen rider worlds.

Travels to different regions

Wannabe Decade.

Is a Digidestined.